real Emotion

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via slprettyinpink)

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."

(Source: vintagegal, via slprettyinpink)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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Damn, that teacher just went for it though…

(Source: phd-in-awesome, via cyber-umbreon)

sophielostandfound:

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them

The only bad episode in the entire show was “The Great Divide” and they even made fun of it in another great filler episode.

(via cyber-umbreon)

WHY WASN’T I INFORMED OF THIS?

WHY WASN’T I INFORMED OF THIS?

I got invited to join a group on Final Fantasy XIV which is basically gay baras only.

This game is great.

LOL, guys will solicit me for dick pics all the time and a couple of times I’ve teased them and been working the conversation in a direction to send them the pic that I’ve already taken and then they give up because they expect instant gratification and that’s why approximately one person has ever seen a picture of my dick.

(Source: rawunmedicatedheartt, via oohyaydicks)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via precumming)